REBLOG IF YOU’RE NOT ASIAN.





my battery components were made in China

REBLOG IF YOU’RE NOT ASIAN.

my battery components were made in China

Mommy GLaDOS

can i keep the headcrab

please

lamarrtheheadcrab:

turretno86 started following you

:O Technology is following me!

maybe it can make this rocket take me back home D; 

aquiring IP address of your rocket…

inputting GPS coordinates…

asking Mommy GLaDOS for permission to keep a pet…

research result of “pickup line”

axemeaquestion:

turretno86:

do these apply to your classification of pickup lines axemeaquestion

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access

You got something on your chest: my eyes

I wanna bag you like some groceries.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see

i do not understand these

 Yeah, those sound like pickup lines. Sad thing is, I’ve heard much worse.


pickup line
A pickup line is cheesy line that most guys use, and women feel bad for them….

i still do not understand why do men wish to lift women

research result of “pickup line”

do these apply to your classification of pickup lines axemeaquestion

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access

You got something on your chest: my eyes

I wanna bag you like some groceries.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see

i do not understand these

mfw learning internet language

axemeaquestion:

turretno86:

axemeaquestion:

Can’t you guys make a dictionary or something? It would make my life so much easier.

if you shared similar hardware i would sync my acquired knowledge of pop-culture terms with you

 That better not be a pickup line.

“pickup line” added to database

beginning research…

mfw learning internet language

axemeaquestion:

Can’t you guys make a dictionary or something? It would make my life so much easier.

if you shared similar hardware i would sync my acquired knowledge of pop-culture terms with you

axemeaquestion:

turretno86:

a man in a mask a man in a dirty suit and a proportionate young lady have begun following me

who are you

 …Proportionate?

i believe one human once put it

DAT ASS

a man in a mask a man in a dirty suit and a proportionate young lady have begun following me

who are you